Best Funny Quotes For Whatsapp

  • Love is a long sweat dream & marriage is an alarm clock..
  • The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.
  • My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. 😀
  • Khatarnaak Whatsapp Status Ever… Can\’t talk, wife around
  • The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats 😛
  • 204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single..
  • Available…. Prabhu ichhaa tak……!!!!!
  • Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me I will laugh at you 😀
  • A really cool feature of the Nano they don’t tell you about is that even beggars ignore you at a traffic signal. Relaxing facility.
  • You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
  • All person b very careful when u step out today n tomorrow. . They r looking out for bakra’s, Can’t afford to lose any of u 😀
  • Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
  • 3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.
  • My teacher today gave 45 minute speech about not wasting time.
  • Women loves shoes bcz no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoe always fits :p
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices. ..you are one of them …
  • Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise "Last Seen" would be "Antim Darshan" .
  • Hey there! I’m using my brain.
  • I put my heart n soul into my work and lost my brain in d process
  • Faces u make on d toilet:
    (o_o) , (>_<) , (0_0) , (^_^)
  • Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  • When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
    • Taking your ex back is like going to the junk yard and buying back your own crap.
    • I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.
    • I work out everyday I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
    • One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature 🙂
    • I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
    • (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China
    • You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
    • When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
    • I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
    • WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
    • I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
      • Watching PK… After PK..!!
      • A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.
      • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
      • Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
      • Hey there, I’m using 123whatsappstatus.com!
      • Women- God’s version of Rubik cube.
      • Tum mujhe ‘Hmmm’ do, main tumhe ‘K’ dunga
      • SI unit of ignorance = "online"
      • Hey there, I’m using my parents.
      • Don’t use bathroom in your dream, It’s a set-up.
      • There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
      • My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀
      • Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
        • WhatsApp free hai, main nahi.
        • Nobody is perfect. Even dettol kills only 99.9% of germs!
        • I’m on a sea-food diet, I see food, I eat it!
        • Exams in the university are closer than they appear.
        • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
        • I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
        • What if girls can read minds… Every second a boy gets slapped…
        • I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!
        • Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.
        • Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.
        • If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.. 😉
        • When someone hates you for no reason. Give them a reason 😛
          • Non-urgent calls only!! :p
          • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
          • I don’t care what people say or think about me, at least am attractive to mosquitoes 😛
          • I’m not sad for being single. Rather I’m thinking about her, who is single because of me.
          • Not always available, try your luck 😉
          • I think Uruguay’s Luis Suarez is the man to bit the Apple’s logo
          • The average millionaire goes bankrupt at least 3.5 times. I have gone 2 times. Pretty Close
          • 55% of people will yawn after reading the word “yawn.”
          • Typing…
          • Oh! Game over and you lost me 🙂
          • You can do anything but not everything ..
            • Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)
            • Hey there WHATSAPP is using me !!
            • Waiting for "Ache Din"
            • Dear math, I’m tired finding your "X" DUDE she is gone, Please Move on Bro. !
            • NAMO (MODI) victory has proved that a man can succeed only when his mother is near and his wife is away…
            • The word EXAMS make me sick without PAIN.
            • My koochi my poochi please get my Gucci, Even if you have to sell all your blood.
            • In today’s world u don’t have to b smart, only your smartphone should be smart.
            • Mera status dekhkar aapko kya mila? BABAJI KA THULLU ?
            • We have a history together ……and English and French also….. 🙂
            • I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.?
            • Some people just need a High-Five, on the face.
            • I prefer work smarter, Instead of harder
              • My Condolences for confused in love and for broken Heart
              • Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂
              • I hate that people who fart silently in public
              • My phone is on airplane mode, WTF it’s not flying!
              • After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
              • Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
              • Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday.
              • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
              • I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
              • Being underestimated always serves as an advantage!!
              • Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
              • Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
              • Two peanuts were walking into a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
              • Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.
              • Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.
                • I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
                • Installing love. ……44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.
                • Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
                • Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
                • Bungee jumping is suicide with strings attached!
                • If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
                • if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious
                • Bye bye Everybody bye bye USA
                • People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
                • I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
                • I’m take a nice long shit, so don’t stress me !
                • Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
                • Good with the knife , Bad with the wife
                • If you think nobody cares for you, try missing a couple of car payments.
                • Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
                  • Hello ! I am using Facebook
                  • In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
                  • I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up.
                  • Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
                  • Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
                  • Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
                  • Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
                  • Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
                  • I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??
                  • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
                  • The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
                  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
                  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
                  • I will kill you with my awesomeness…
                  • Never try to drown your troubles especially if he can swim.
                    • The secret to success is blackmail.
                    • I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
                    • I am not always nice.Sometimes i am fabulous.
                    • Life is short, why waste in updating Status..
                    • My last seen,was to check your last seen at 😉
                    • Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.
                    • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode
                    • Status under construction.. comming soon…
                    • Adults are just kids with money
                    • I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
                    • Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
                    • You don’t need to like me I’m not Facebook
                    • I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun
                    • I only know that I know nothing
                    • The events in my day have been brought to you by the letters W, T, and F!
                      • HEY! Who knocked the damn halo off my head? How am I supposed to be good without my fuckin halo?!
                      • demands that bacon be served at her funeral when she dies.
                      • I think that bacon can solve the world peace problem. Because bacon just makes everything better
                      • twice things reading annoying get it doesn’t < NOW READ IT BACK WARDS
                      • Guess what peeps! I’m an Awesome Ninja Cupcake!
                      • Don’t worry, I’m not trying too hard. AWESOME comes naturally for me.
                      • if they can invent self cleaning ovens then why cant they invent self cleaning houses ?
                      • Time for your daily reminder .. I’m awesome! .. That’s all. You may now continue on with the rest of your day
                      • Funny how people are quick to assume the worst when reality isn’t even close to the assumption!
                      • Funny how someone thinks they know the entire story when they have only read the first line of chapter one.
                      • if i told you i broke a world record what would you think it was for (comment below)
                      • I’m madly in love with my bed… but sadly, my alarm clock just won’t let us be together!
                      • I Feel, Well, Like I’m gonna get on someones nerves today
                      • If you don’t wanna clean up the shit after it hits the fan don’t throw it in there to begin with
                      • was told if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all and people are wondering I’m always silent
                        • Best part about being me is, I’m NOT YOU!!
                        • I lost my room… CAN I COME SLEEP WITH YOU?! -Vash the Stampede
                        • My cat loves me! Unless I look at her, touch her, or talk to her.
                        • I got thrown out of the zoo the other day for feeding the ducks …To the alligators.
                        • do drug sniffing dogs ever have to go into rehab?
                        • is curious, does your cat ever look at you like you owe her money? Or is that just me?
                        • A dog ain’t a dog without a family, and a family ain’t a family without a dog!
                        • Thank God that pets can’t talk or else we would all be in some deep crap!
                        • In my world ducks go roof, cows go meow, cats go quack, And dogs go moo ! 🙂my world is awesome!
                        • is about to scream if the cat does not stop meowing stupid animal
                        • I tried to see things your way, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass! Sorry bout that!
                        • There is no real substitute for coffee. Except smacking you in the face with my EMPTY cup!
                        • Once upon a time, in a place far far far..FAR away, is where I would love to be right now
                        • I don’t insult people, I describe them! and I always do it with pride!
                        • Going to wonderland, where sometimes the most nonsense place makes the most sense
                          • HOLD ON! We need alcohol to talk about this!
                          • Alcohol makes it all better! At least I’m happy!
                          • I’ll drink to that..and that..and that..and don’t forget that too!
                          • I need to buy a new alarm clock. The one I have keeps going off while I’m asleep.
                          • on a mission… to find and destroy the 1 gray hair that keeps inviting her friends over!
                          • Had an ‘Ated" day = aggravated, irritated, frustrated and nearing incarcerated
                          • I just realized that at this very moment, this is the oldest I’ve ever been!
                          • When I get older, I don’t want people thinking "what a sweet old lady," I want them to worry, "I hope she is not armed."
                          • you know you’re getting old when you and your teeth don’t sleep together any more.
                          • Ya know, memory loss is bad … but whats really bad is memory loss!
                          • I will never be OVER THE HILL …cause I’m to damn tired to climb THE HILL
                          • realizes that once you pass age 40, your ‘big break’ will probably be a bone
                          • Is getting quite adventurous as I get older and I’m loving it !
                          • Heart of an angel, mind of the devil! Which shall win tonight? Hmmmmm
                          • If your absence worries them, then they must be your boss.
                            • My favorite animal is by far a penguin. OMG A SQUIRREL! I LOVE SQUIRRELS!
                            • Don’t burn your bridges. You will more than likely have to cross the bridge again!
                            • Isn’t it sad, how the actions of a few, can ruin the lives of many.
                            • You have to accept people for who they are, you also have to accept people for who they are NOT.
                            • I’m not going to apologize for being me, I’m just sorry you can’t accept me for who I am.
                            • In the middle of nothing you will find something…
                            • I’m always an angel.. with the devil behind my eyes..
                            • To understand life all you need to do is have a conversation with a two year old.
                            • A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show his how to get to the hospital. So I pushed his under a bus.
                            • Let’s all bow our heads in a moment of silence to thank my mom for making a kid as wonderful as me.
                            • I didn’t loose my mind the people inside my head stole it and they won’t give it back !!!
                            • I’m over you. I like someone else… Your best friend ….
                            • Break-up does not mean make-up! It means it’s time to wake-up and move on…
                            • 1 in 4 people are crazy. Look at your 3 closest friends, if they seem OK, you’re the one!
                            • My teacher told me to solve the problem on the board so i went up there,erased it and said SOLVED..
                              • If the world was filled with normal people we would be board to death. that’s why I’m here!!
                              • It’s impossible to say M without touching your lips. OMG I bet you tried it ..
                              • People better watch their P’s & Q’s before I start handing out F’s and u’s!
                              • It’s hard to be sane when you are insane.
                              • If you have never jumped from couch to couch to avoid the lava than you had no childhood.
                              • All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
                              • I’m confused about being confused about confusing things that confuse me!
                              • Whoever says ‘Good Morning’ on Mondays deserves to get slapped.
                              • There are two steps to a happy relationship, 1. Communication and 2. delete Internet history.
                              • you are smirking because you think you know. – I am laughing because you have no idea !!
                              • Here’s your chance, inbox me ANY question you’ve always wanted to know and I will answer back in complete honesty.
                              • Yesterday my devil on my right shoulder drop kicked my angel on my left shoulder… today the angel showed up with an AK-47…
                              • I am not an alcoholic. I am a social drinker. Problem is, I socialize too much!
                              • A girl ended a relationship because she had to. A boy ended a relationship because he had two.
                              • Only place where you feel totally alone even if you are surrounded by people whom you know is… Examination hall.
                                • Falling in love is like falling asleep in class.. you really not planning to, but you did..
                                • Weekends are like a paycheck, it takes forever to come and then it’s gone in the blink of an eye.
                                • Sometimes…Thinking makes things more complicated. So… I’d rather not think.
                                • I’m so bored i wish someone would kidnap me so i could go on an adventure.
                                • Made a list so that I wouldn’t forget anything, then I forgot where I put the list.
                                • We live in an age when our pizza gets to our homes faster than the police do.
                                • A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!
                                • If sleep is so important, then why the heck does school or college start so early!!!
                                • I don’t mind when you stare at me… I know its because you see what you lost.
                                • Every time I’m loud, people yell at me to shut up. When I’m quiet, people ask why I’m so quiet. I just can’t win can I!!!
                                • 8 glasses of water a day will help you look younger, 8 glasses of beer will help you not to care about this.
                                • Alcohol is never the answer but it sure makes FINDING the answer more fun.
                                • Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
                                • I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!
                                • My Internet is down today…I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible…
                                  • Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
                                  • I never would of noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back.
                                  • The human brain is amazing, It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams.
                                  • When people talk about me behind my back, I sit back and think "Wow, I’ve got myself a fan club!".
                                  • Put a condom on your heart, so if somebody fucks it up. you are protected
                                  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
                                  • All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
                                  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
                                  • A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
                                  • All girls are like domain names?? The ones I like are already taken.
                                  • I am the only person who doesnot care that Its a Shark Week
                                  • When your surrounded by idiots… just remember… Murder is illegal.
                                  • When I was born… I was so surprised… that’s why I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
                                  • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married… that is their own fault.
                                  • Oh I am sorry… I didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time.
                                    • If you ask me to hold your beer, I’m gonna drink it. Just a little warning.
                                    • I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
                                    • The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
                                    • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
                                    • Live life to the fullest… think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
                                    • If we can’t be free, we at least can be cheap.
                                    • What a wonderful life I”ve had! I only wish I”d realized it sooner.
                                    • When I was born I was so surprised I didn?t talk for a year and a half.
                                    • Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say ?Are you gonna drink that??
                                    • Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
                                    • Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I?ve done it dozens of times.
                                    • Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let’s go!
                                    • When a friend comes to your house and they ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" I usually think, "No, we shit outside."
                                    • I don’t abuse alcohol. I treat it with the love and respect it deserves.
                                    • No alcohol shall touch my lips today, cos I’m going to use a straw. lol .
                                      • Roll, roll, roll your joint, take a sip of wine. Take a toke then blow the smoke then blow your fucking mind!
                                      • It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of …liking…. my own comment…. Of course I like my own comments.
                                      • Without ME….. it’s just AWESO…….
                                      • Noticed that things are so much funnier when you are not supposed to laugh and you know it is so wrong to.
                                      • Twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar.
                                      • When I say …I MISS SCHOOL.. it means my …FRIENDS AND THE FUN.. not the …..SCHOOL….
                                      • Always remember that stupidity is not a crime….so you are free to go.
                                      • If your relationship status is……it’s complicated…..then it is high time that you change it to …..single…
                                      • I said no to drugs… but they simply would not listen.
                                      • Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
                                      • They say couples should never go to bed angry. That?s why married people always look so tired.
                                      • If you’re not supposed to misuse cough syrup, then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?
                                      • If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
                                      • I have a temper so don’t let my pretty face fool you!
                                      • When pulling things out, don’t forget your head!
                                        • 33% of married women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. And 100% of pets say this crazy bitch won’t shut up.
                                        • If a status is really good you will read it twice if a status is really good you will read it twice.
                                        • I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life… if I die next Tuesday.
                                        • Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love… 🙂
                                        • Money – not evil, evil does not end so quickly
                                        • sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could crap on the people I don’t like.. Bahahaha 😀
                                        • i hate when people try so hard. You think your cute? Um, sorry to break it to you but you look like an ugly baboon. ;D
                                        • My Internet is down today; I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible lol
                                        • Damn that’s a deep hole. You look stuck. How did you get in there? What? You dug it? Oh. Sucks to be you.
                                        • When a women says: GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
                                        • wonders why Facebook has a "like" button but no "f*ck off" button.
                                        • Roses are red, violets are blue, friend requests are exciting.. but who the hell are you?!
                                        • Je kismat howe FUDDU fer ki karu Bournvita wala DUDDU !
                                        • I love my six packs so much I protect them by layer of fat 🙂
                                        • ADVICE FOR GIRLS… Never become the toy of any boy… just be the angel of ur father…
                                          • Never settle for less than you deserve. Demand the Best & accept nothing Less!
                                          • Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip
                                          • That awkward moment when your friend steals your Facebook status update and gets a ton more "likes" than you did.
                                          • Facebook is the only place where you can talk to the wall.
                                          • A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
                                          • Santa and Banta are walking on the road. Santa says ?Look, a dead bird.? Banta looks up in the sky, ?WHERE, WHERE??
                                          • If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys.
                                          • How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freakin turtle?
                                          • You don?t have to like me, I?m not a facebook status!
                                          • When i die don?t write ?R.I.P? on my grave? write ?B.R.B?
                                          • I can’t afford to go on vacation these days, so I just drink until I don’t know where the fuck I am or how I got there.
                                          • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
                                          • Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass
                                          • STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
                                          • Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk.
                                            • Lots of people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.
                                            • I`m proud of my heart. It`s been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works.
                                            • Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you
                                            • Whatever you do, always give 100% … Unless you are donating blood..
                                            • Roses are red, violets are blue, you hurt my best friend, no your ass?ll meet my shoe
                                            • 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
                                            • Never kiss a girl infront of ur house because love is blind neighbours are not
                                            • A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
                                            • Don’t you hate it when you’re about to kiss someone really sexy and then you go and bump your head on the mirror.!
                                            • when your stressed eat ice cream, cakes , why ? because stressed spelled backward is DESSERTS !
                                            • Just found out that if you bake ice cream it does NOT make ice cream cake
                                            • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
                                            • Some day i hope to open a fortune cookie and have it say "HELP! I’M TRAPPED IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!"
                                            • Misses the days when the biggest decision you ever had to make was what color of crayon you wanted to use! 🙂
                                            • 5 must needs of a girl: 1. cell phone, 2. music, 3lip gloss and or mascara, 4. Internet 5. love
                                              • Phone sex; I’ll bet it wasn’t what that telemarketer was expecting.
                                              • i didn’t sell my soul to Satan… its more like the other way around.
                                              • Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
                                              • Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
                                              • Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys
                                              • If Osama Bin Laden played Call of Duty, he would be the best camper.
                                              • Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman.
                                              • Birthdays are nature?s way of telling us to eat more cake.
                                              • Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ?Happy Birthday?.
                                              • Inside every older person is a younger person ? wondering what the hell happened.
                                              • Go ahead and talk behind my back. It puts you in a better position to KISS MY ASS.
                                              • Hard work never killed anybody, but it does keep you off Facebook.
                                              • Very few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather special to be one of them.
                                              • If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
                                              • If a profile picture has two people in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
                                                • Facebook ? Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT?S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day.
                                                • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
                                                • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
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