Dirty Status And Quotes in English

  • Dirty mind persons have a very creative mindset.
  • There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
  • I am not Virgin my life FCUK me everyday.
  • Love is name S3x is game
  • Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
  • No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
  • Just realized that cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
  • Please tell your pants it’s rude to point.
  • I got married because I’m really into angry sex!
  • Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around.
  • What is Warm, Soft, Sticky, and has a Hole in the middle?? It’s a Fresh Doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!
  • : smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!!! lol
  • life is never boring with a dirty mind 😉
  • * How Musicians Do It * Drummers hit it harder Guitarists finger in faster. Bassists do it deeper. Singers do it louder
  • Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
    • If you were in my mind you couldn’t take enough showers to get clean again.
    • Wash all the dirty thoughts out of your mind, but then again, why waste perfectly dirty thoughts???
    • love me tender love me sweet, wrap my lips around your meat, see me smile watch me grin watch your love run down my chin…
    • doesn’t need any help being bad but u can come along for the ride if your up for it. 😉
    • is in a" I’ll do things to you that your afraid to ask for" kinda mood
    • Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
    • Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it?s called a credit card…
    • Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Whore Day.
    • Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you are in Heaven
    • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
    • The awkward moment when you`re reading someone`s shirt and it looks like you`re staring at their boobs..
    • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless.
    • Karma is like a 69er. You get what you give :)~
    • If you believe the rumors being told your as bad as the one who is telling it.
    • I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can’t watch porn…
      • Boys always like to see girls kiss. I don’t get it; girls don’t want to see boys kiss.
      • People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative
      • Needs to wash his mind out with soap..
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