Crazy Status For Whatsapp

  • Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
  • Roses are Red Violets are Blue… I’m counting the days when I can finally see U..
  • When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message or calls, Becomes the enemy ..
  • Group projects makes me understand why batman prefers to work alone.
  • Keep me in your heart and not in your mind, bcoz I’m MIND-BLOWING
  • I wanna be nice but some people are so annoying.
  • For me studying is like S-singing T-tweeting U-unlimited chatting D-dreaming Y-yawning
  • Dont waste your time by reading my whatsapp status
  • My dogs wont prefer to piss on you..they have a class**
  • Once a cheater always a repeater…
  • FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
  • The most career destroying line for Indian guys.. Bhaaaaai.. Tujhe Dekh rahi hai..
  • My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student 😀
  • People are surprised with sudden rains. Relax guys,Rajnikant is testing his pichkari…
  • Its cute when ur crush’s crush is uuh 😉
  • My life, my rules!
  • I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them..
  • I m soo poor…..I can’t even pay attention
  • Waiting for "Ache Din"
  • The depth of ones first love, shows the depth of ones foolishness….
  • Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂
  • After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
  • Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
    • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
    • Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    • Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
    • Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones.
    • Someday short people are gonna unite and take over the world.
    • Keep calm and survive summer
    • Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
    • if your dog barks nd ememies laugh take it serious
    • People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
    • Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.
    • Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
      • Hello ! I am using Facebook
      • Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
      • No, please don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them.
      • Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
      • Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
      • Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
      • I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it??
      • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
      • The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
      • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
      • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
      • Copycats are cheats lacking creativity.
      • I will kill you with my awesomeness…
      • Single doesn’ t Always mean Available
      • Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed
        • Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
        • Totally available!! Please disturb me..
        • If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I’m pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!
        • I’ve been having so much bad luck lately that if I bought a scratch off lottery ticket it would probably tell me I OWED money!
        • reason for boots being called "shit kickers;" cuz if you mess with MY man I will take my boot, and kick the shit outta you!
        • Its not called staring when your looking back at me!
        • –That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
        • I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
        • You know my name not my story. So don’t assume…a damned thing!
        • silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
        • Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
        • I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
        • is wondering when someone is going to develop an app called Margarita Ville..
        • I wish I could be as brainwashed as you, then I could be happy about being stupid!
        • Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
          • needs answers but is not even sure what the questions are.
          • So what if I’m different, if you had ever tried it you would know it’s actually called being original.
          • Hates it when people have the nerve to correct her, look at your own damn faults. Take me as i am, or leave me the hell alone!!
          • If I liked you I wouldn’t have pushed you into the road in the first place…the truck was just a bonus!
          • Wishes people would grow up and realize what they are doing to others and what they’re bringing on themselves.
          • Wish I could just say "Eins Zwei Drei" and have things magically appear.
          • How is it that you can share a king size bed with your dog and still end up on the edge?
          • Is thinking that a few nights in jail might not be so bad after all!!
          • I am tired of biting my tongue – it’s starting to bleed
          • If u don’t like what I have to say then let me give u some wood & nails so u can build a bridge & get the fuck over it!!
          • Yes, I’m an ANGEL but I can quickly turn into the DEVIL to protect and keep what belongs to me !
          • Some people just absolutely amaze me and some people are just absolutely amazing…
          • Some days chocolate will do it, but on days like today…Captain and Coke is the only solution
          • It’s amazing what a little tequila can do.
          • Peace makes the world go around. Alcohol makes it spin like fuck
            • Dear Liver, I apologize for what I did to you last night, but I sincerely hope you are ready for round two!
            • I’m still waiting for the wisdom that supposedly comes with age.
            • I will never be over the hill, cos am too dam tired to climb it.
            • look at my cup of care. \_/ oh crap. its empty. oh well. better luck next time!
            • I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
            • When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
            • i have that kinda love that when i say "fuck you" she looks at me & grins & says "i did that last night"
            • Stand up and accept the consequences for your actions. You’re an adult. Act like one.
            • How do you know when you have old man balls? When you sit on the toilet and you can tell what the water temp. is.
            • the best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol
            • Show me an addict and I’ll show you someone who stands behind them keeping them sick.
            • Once you learn to accept things, then you learn to get over them…
            • I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
            • I hate dealing with people with split personalities
            • Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
              • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece…. don’t eat it…. It’s probably poison.
              • In an interview… I can multitask housework with facebook.
              • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming…CUT… CUT… CUUUUUT… when they have nightmares.
              • Oh I am sorry… I didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time.
              • Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
              • Alcohol does not make you fat?it makes you lean?against tables…chairs…walls… floors and Ugly people.
              • Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes… it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
              • Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
              • Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
              • Make love… not war. Hell… do both. Get married.
              • My wife said I am too immature and if I do not grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us.
              • I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
              • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
              • People say that love is in every corner??gosh…. maybe i’m moving in circles..
              • Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive?But suicide’s a crime.
                • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
                • Had my wife’s hearing tested today because she’s always yelling. Turns out she’s just a bitch.
                • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!
                • Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey well it?s in the oven.
                • I am not crazy or weird I am a LIMITED EDITION. Get it right 🙂
                • I’m so bad I don’t wear a helmet while riding my tricycle.
                • if your crazy it means your sane if your sane it means your crazy which means i must be crazy
                • i am a ninja with a pet panda, together we are… the bamboo butt-kickers!
                • People may think I’m crazy, but what they don’t know is I’m OK with that 😉
                • I would rather be old and crazy than young and normal any day
                • If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER
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