Cool Status For Whatsapp and Facebook


  • Unlike protons, I don’t deal with negativity.
  • ME+my room+ music+internet connection+ no study= a perfect day
  • The key of happiness is SAANU key….
  • Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
  • If u can’t do great things, then do small and simple things in a great way
  • Never mess with a guy who’s going through a breakup #Virat #IndvsAus

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  • Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a day dream ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
  • Dear Winter, Its not Srinagar its Sundernagar
  • I stepped on a corn flake today, so i\’m a cereal killer now..
  • Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That’s what makes me feel good.
  • Another month.Another year.Another smile.Another tear.Another winter and another summer too.But there can never be another you..!!!
  • – Walk, like you are the king. Or Walk, like you don’t care who is the king.
  • Behind a successful man, there’s Passion and Hardwork, not always a women
  • Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how its played.
  • Dear God, I don’t want anything from you just bless my mom-dad with hot son-in-law

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  • Its better to keep silence with fools, you can never make good by explanations
  • Eat ★ Sleep ★ Enjoy ★ Repeat
  • Many girls want Attention. but real girls want Respect..
  • Nothing depends on luck… everything depends on work… bcoz even luck has to work…
  • Two fundamentals of cool life- walk like u r the king or walk like u dont care who is the king
  • Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone ❤
  • You don’t realize how lonely you are until its the end of the day and you have bunch of things to talk about, but no one to listen!!!
  • Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. ๐Ÿ™‚
  • Even Awesome thinks I’m Awesome..!!
  • ☆Ugly Starts with ‘U’ & awesoME ends with ‘ME’…!! ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Actually, Basically, Biologically, Technically, Chemically, Mentally, Mathematically, Normally, Mechanically & Finally I am so Sweet ๐Ÿ™‚
  • You cant be bestfriends without insulting each other.
  • Star☆ cant shine without darkness★
  • Etc = end of thinking capacity
  • Give me some sunshine…! Give me some rain…! Give me a another girlfriend…! So I ENJOY once again…! Boring Valentines Day.
  • Don’t see my last seen… text me if u really miss me
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You <3
  • I choose to make the rest of my life the best of my life ๐Ÿ™‚
  • I have a disease called awesomeness, you will not know it until you have it..
  • Facebook is like a refrigerator…you get bored and keep checking it but nothing ever changes.
  • What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down!
  • God is really creative…I mean, just look at me.
  • I love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when I feel like I can’t even smile.
  • Problem becomes sexy if you knows how to Flirt with situation….
  • Instead of burning a patakha…. Date a Patakha….. Have an eco-friendly Diwali…
  • List of whatsapp cool status :

      • If People are no more Interested in u then Attract them wid your REBEL!
      • If you want to know the real character of a person, give him power and see what he does.
      • No calls, No msgs, No whatsapp… Because my phn is switch off….
      • Life is like an icecream enjoy it before it melts
      • Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile
      • You are unique, STOP copying others
        • If people are trying to put you down that means you are above them
        • Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)
        • Online by public demand. …
        • Who says im totally useless……I can be used as a bad example
        • Shame On U Girls.. The weather is getting HAWTTER Than You
        • I Hate This Summer More Than My X- Girlfriend …!!!!

        Here is the list of funky status :

        • life is short, so use whatsapp
        • Trust No-one as Trust also contains "RUST" in it !!! ????
        • Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow
        • I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me.
        • I know u r a dream……but people say that dreams come true
        • I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition..
        • I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.?
        • I prefer work smarter, Instead of harder
        • I’ve got five fingers ,,|,, the middle is yours.
          • Talk to me @ yours own risk.. Devil may came back
          • My Condolences for confused in love and for broken Heart
          • Keep calm and sing on mountains.
          • Life is beautiful… from Friday to Monday.
          • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
          • I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
          • Being underestimated always serves as an advantage!!

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          • Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong people…:)
          • Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
          • Love me and the world is mine.
          • True Love born From understanding
          • The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt.
          • Love is now, is always. All that is missing is the coup de grรขce. which is called passion.
          • Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
          • I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
            • Dream big and dare to fail.
            • Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
            • We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
            • When love is not madness, it is not love.
            • Is lucky to have friends as awesome as mine!
            • Kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly.

            List of whatsapp cool status :

            • I’ll be back.
            • Every journey begins with a single step.
            • In high school attending favorite subjects, lunch and recess.
            • It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
            • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
            • Copycats are cheats lacking creativity.
            • I am copyrighted ©
            • Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
            • I will kill you with my awesomeness…
              • The secret to success is blackmail.
              • I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
              • The best things in life aren’t things.
              • Trust takes years to build and seconds to shatter.
              • I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun
              • I don’t want perfect, i want honest.
              • I only know that I know nothing

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              • Totally available!! Please disturb me..
              • Waiting for a miracle….:-)
              • So glad i have bad days, cause without them i wouldnt appreciate the good days.!Today has been great, im back on track.!
              • would like to point out that the Bible was written by the same people who swore the world was flat.
              • I deserve the best, and I’m not going to stop till I get it!!!
              • have u ever had that one person say something that makes your whole day AMAZING!?!
              • The truth I can handle; it’s just the lies I can’t stand.
              • Proud to say I don’t need to be high or drunk to get through my day.. I can handle reality!!!
                • Sooner or later things will be different.. Better accept it now and be hurt.. For not all good things are meant to last.
                • Love , peace and respect, if you remember those words you can go everywhere…
                • If i give you my heart, don’t lose it. Because i don’t make spares.
                • Guys are nice when they’re alone, but when they’re around their friends, they’re all of a sudden too cool for you.
                • Why women are shorter than man? because when a man hugs a women she can listen to the beats of his heart.
                • Only God knows the truth and what’s on your heart.

                List of cool status for whatsapp :

                • Being SINGLE is not about having NO ONE, but it’s an opportunity to have a bit of EVERYONE…
                • Jealousy in a man is a gift… In a girl it’s a disaster !!!
                • The best person who can help you out of your problems is the one you see in the mirror.
                • Weekends are like a paycheck, it takes forever to come and then it’s gone in the blink of an eye.
                • It’s better to lose like a winner than win like a loser.
                • Be SIMPLE but look STYLISH, Be TOUGH but look SOFT, Be TENSE but look COOL, Be a WINNER but look like a BEGINNER.
                • A perfect girl is not real, and a real girl is not perfect .
                • This reading by smile you make to wanted i and person nice really a are you.Confused ? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS.
                • What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , No Luck, Time up.
                  • A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are and is still willing to be seen in public with you!!!
                  • Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember
                  • I love the keyboard.. cause in it U and I are together.
                  • Forget those who have hurt you and remember those who have made you smile.
                  • One rose from the right person, has more value then a whole garden from the wrong one.
                  • Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.

                  List of cool status for whatsapp and facebook profile :

                  • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece…. don’t eat it…. It’s probably poison.
                  • Never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back…. it tells you what the story is about.
                  • In an interview… I can multitask housework with facebook.
                  • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming…CUT… CUT… CUUUUUT… when they have nightmares.
                  • I am forcing my dog to learn how to google.
                  • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married… that is their own fault.
                  • I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she is been giving me lately.
                  • Oh I am sorry… I didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look?I just thought you were ugly like that all the time.
                  • Smile… it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
                    • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
                    • Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
                    • Alcohol does not make you fat?it makes you lean?against tables…chairs…walls… floors and Ugly people.
                    • The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
                    • Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
                    • Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

                    List of whatsapp cool status :

                    • Make love… not war. Hell… do both. Get married.
                    • My wife said I am too immature and if I do not grow up it is going to erect a barrier between us.
                    • I think my girlfriend has had sixty one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
                    • WARNING…. Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
                    • Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive?But suicide’s a crime.
                    • Sometimes… not remembering may be the better.
                    • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
                    • It wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of …liking…. my own comment…. Of course I like my own comments.
                    • Username or Password Incorrect….. You couldn’t just tell me which one…
                      • Without ME….. it’s just AWESO…….
                      • Hard work never kills you… it just keeps you away from Facebook…
                      • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it.
                      • I must be wishing on someone else’s star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for…
                      • Warning….Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
                      • Noticed that things are so much funnier when you are not supposed to laugh and you know it is so wrong to.
                      • Twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar.

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                      • When I say …I MISS SCHOOL.. it means my …FRIENDS AND THE FUN.. not the …..SCHOOL….
                      • Wants to kill the sexiest person alive… but suicide is a crime.
                      • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back ever.
                      • If your relationship status is……it’s complicated…..then it is high time that you change it to …..single…
                      • I said no to drugs… but they simply would not listen.
                      • Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors.
                      • Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…NOW….
                      • I do give the waiters a good tip.. but they never seem to take or appreciate my advice.
                        • One should learn how to save water…Go and shower with your neighbor’s daughter.
                        • Aaah…. Finally I got a password for my computer other than just…password……
                        • Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else… there is Google.
                        • Is joining the army. He hears it is a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
                        • Why must the phrase..It is none of my business..always be followed by…but…

                        List of cool status for whatsapp :

                        • Teenagers drink twice as much as they did 10 years ago. Mind you…. they were only aged between 3 and 9.. ten years ago.
                        • The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
                        • My favorite mythical creature..The Honest Politician
                        • Most of us can keep a secret. It’s the people we tell it to who can’t.
                        • Believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
                        • She would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.
                        • ? Be nice to nerds, chances are you will be working for them.
                        • Doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it.
                        • Dreams of a better world… where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
                        • Feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
                          • What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare.. I smile & when I get tired.. I put the mirror down.
                          • Anybody who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn?t know the first thing about women or fractions.
                          • I have my own style that happens to be different from everyone . My inspiration is me."
                          • no matter how old you are. no matter how cool you think you are if a toddler hands you a play phone. you answer it!
                          • I love hearing rumors about myself,most of the time, its stuff I didn’t even know about myself
                          • we are hyper, we are loud, we joke, we laugh when one of us falls. We are the best of friends and nothing will tare us apart.
                          • If you think you’re cooler than me.. does that make me hotter than you?

                          List of whatsapp cool status :

                          • What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
                          • Cooler than Mick Jagger with the stones, stop jacking my swagger cause my swagger is my own.
                          • Someone told me to go to Hell so I went but the devil said I was way overqualified so he sent me back!
                          • Is suffering from acute awesomeness
                          • If you were any more awesome, you’d be me!
                          • If at first you *do* succeed, try to look cool and act like you expected it…
                          • One day, I am not going to be here. What would be the most best memory between us? Post below <3
                          • Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa.."
                            • One of the greatest gifts you can give to anyone is the gift of attention
                            • Be SIMPLE but look STYLISH, Be TOUGH but look SOFT, Be TENSE but look COOL, Be a WINNER but look like a BEGINNER

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                            • You can’t rewind to the past. You cant fast forward to the future. But you can press play.
                            • i don’t get distracted easily its just…. OMG smarties
                            • WARNING: I am pretty damn awesome. Handle at your own risk.
                            • I love my six packs so much I protect them by layer of fat ๐Ÿ™‚
                            • You can?t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate. And that?s kind of the same thing.
                            • when your stressed eat ice cream, cakes , why ? because stressed spelled backward is DESSERTS !
                            • I don’t care, I don’t mind. I live my life, so please… mind yours and not mine
                            • Single is not a status. It describes a person who is strong enough to live alone
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                            • When I was born I was so surprised I didn?t talk for a year and a half.
                            • Being nice to the people you don?t like isn?t called two faced, its called growing up?.. So grow up ?.
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